Social Irresponsibility

You’re Invited! What: A Dinner Party/Fundraiser Why: To Support Anytown’s Homeless Population Where: The Estate of Our Founder, Bill Brookstone, in South Highlands Please join us for an evening of wine, dinner, and song. Our homeless population is important to us, so we at Brookstone … Read more

Pass the Aggressive

Sent: January 13, 10:30 a.m. From: Alisson To: Brenda, CEO & Founder Alisson here from accounting. At the last staff meeting, you said that if anyone had any questions they wanted to discuss with you directly, you’d make yourself available. Well, I do have some … Read more

Type A Is For A$$hole

Sent: September 17 From: CEO To: Exec. Team Subject: Anti-Harassment Training OK, guys, It’s that time of year again that we have to sit through listening to HR tell us how we’re supposed to behave. So, show up, behave, and put your time in. I … Read more

Silence Is Not Golden

It landed on Carol’s desk with the muffled thump of a dead body wrapped in a heavy, wet flannel blanket. A neat but heavy package, it was a nine-by-twelve-inch envelope no less than four inches thick. FedEx had delivered it that morning, and the receptionist … Read more

Accountability Free Workplaces

Sent: September 9 From: CEO To: Executive Team Subject: Launch Date for New Warehouse in Texas Team, Per our 2019 strategic plan, we were supposed to have a timeline worked out for the new warehouse in Texas. At our last meeting, we agreed that you … Read more

Lessons Learned Are 4 Losers

Notes for my Leadership Memoir: Let’s take a lesson from Tom, the newly minted and inexperienced CEO. When you’re the new CEO on the block, everyone is looking at you to do great things. Some, like your employees and especially the leadership team, are a … Read more

Titles Are Forever

Sent: September 20 From: CEO To: HR Subject: Chief of Compassion Jennifer, Please prepare a promotion package for Randy. I believe this new role, Chief of Compassion, will be much better suited to what he does on a regular basis. We need someone with his … Read more

Compensation: Show Me the Money

From: Amy Hoohoo, Director of HR To: Jeff Parson Subject: Job Offer Dear Jeff, We are pleased to present you with this formal offer for employment with the Acme Corporation as our new director of corporate communications. This is a full-time salaried position located in … Read more

Leadership: Gifting Greatnesss

You will never see “She made me what I am today” written on anyone’s tombstone. But a leader’s job is just that: identifying the individual strengths that each team member comes to the table with; coaxing, leading, training, cajoling, and developing those strengths into greatness. … Read more